bricked

to have s-x with someone, being laid more than bricks lately
hey he’s well fit
yeah i bricked him last week
to render your computer useless, as useless as a brick.

usually the result of tampering with the insides and doing irreversible damage. bricking your hardware leaves you with a new paperweight. can be the end effect of a faulty flash or firmware update, a modification (mod) gone bad or being struck by lighting, to name a few.
he managed to get his new imac bricked while trying to boot winxp on it.

i tried to change graphics cards while my computer was running but i only managed to get my machine bricked.
bricked refers to any hardware that is unable to start up due to bad software; usually because of a bad software flash, a modification done improperly, loss of necessary files, being overheated from overclocking or overuse if the item is a lemon, a short-ciruiting, or a trojan that deletes necessary files for a few exaples.
the noob bricked his psp becuase he took out the battery while running a firmware update. but he was updating to 2.6, so he’s better off this way.
when one’s electronic equipment ceases to function almost entirely due to faulty hardware, glichey update, or a poorly executed attempt at modding.
see also “brick”
1: frank’s computer was bricked when the power lines outside were struck by lightening.
2: on december 31 of 2008 all the 30gb zunes were bricked because of an internal clock glitch.
3: my cell phone was bricked when i fell in that puddle.

4: to brick
jim’s trying to overclock his cpu. i keep telling him he’s going to brick the whole the.
1. to be hit in the face or back of the head with a brick.
2. when a peice of technology (or a person) fails miserably.
1. when someone is being a jack-ss, they should usually be bricked:
“i was at the movies and someone’s cell phone went off. she actually answered it and proceeded to have a five minute conversation with the person before she hung up. so i bricked her.”
to have completely screwed something up. original reference comes from calling a missed shot in basketball a brick.
from the movie “dazed and confused” after a beer delivery man arrived early, before pickford’s parents had left, and ruined plans for his party:

wooderson: “b-mmer about your party, man.”
pickford: “what can i say? it’s beyond me. the delivery guy bricked.”
past tense of ‘to brick.’
which is to render any piece of technology, as useful as a brick. therefore if some piece of technology is ‘bricked’ it is as useful as a brick, ie. it does nothing.
yoshi bricked 10 psp’s, donate more moneys to his “downgrading” efforts!
to be ridiculously drunk
man i got so bricked last nite

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