brickie’s laptop
a poker machine. worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
bazza the brickie loves h-tting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie’s while playing his favorite brickie’s laptop big red. last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. he “won” 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
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