bridesmaidzilla
a condition in which an -n-l retentive bridesmaid controls the wedding party as though it were her own wedding
she is totally a bridesmaidzilla – she made all the girls sit down and do the calligraphy for all the wedding invitations!
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as opposed to a bridezilla, the bridesmaidzilla is a bridesmaid who is bitter about the amount of money she has to spend to be in the wedding party
“i just spent $400 on a bridesmaid dress and shoes, and i still have to pay for my travel, the bachelorette party, and a wedding present! i didn’t sign up for this. is she a bridezilla … or am i a bridesmaidzilla?”
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