bridezilla

one ridiculous spoiled b-tch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her “show” (the wedding) is 18 months from now. everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna’s mind. the marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.
“man, get a load of that bridezilla. we should warn him that he will never have another bl-w j-b after getting married.”
noun. formed from blending of the words bride and g-dzilla (j-panese movie monster). used to describe a woman whose behavior becomes outrageously bad in the course of planning for her wedding.
joan, normally a pleasant person, became a real bridezilla whenever she spoke to the caterers.
the temporary (but potentially long-term) insanity that befalls brides-to-be, such as elana of new york, who ordered $27,435.14 worth of flowers for her wedding, paid for it upfront using a cashier’s check, and then turned around and sued her florist for $400,000 because the colors were a little off.
roses are red, violets are blue, but a bridezilla will sue, if her hydrangeas are of the wrong hue – especially if she is a lawyer.
a womanwho has become so possessed and obsessed with her wedding plans that she has merged into a hybrid events/catering/ambience driven monster. stopping at nothing to create ‘her perfect day’.
‘bridget had seemingly gone from a rock and roll st-rdy girl into a bridezilla of epic proportions’
a woman who thinks that all things related to her wedding must be controlled by her or by her direct designate (see bridesmaidzilla) because she is under the premise that the wedding is “her” day. in planning weddings, her att-tude ranges from very difficult to impossible. can be nasty, snippy, rude, belligerent, caustic, aggressive and demeaning when others get involved in planning “her” day.
she didn’t understand why her friend couldn’t sing her favorite song at the wedding, and made life miserable for the church music director! what a bridezilla!
a self centered narcissist vein plane wreck who has a destination wedding that excludes children with out offering childcare. because god forbid any attention be drawn away from the center of the universe on her day and her day alone no one else matters but herself and the alcohol being served at her adults only wedding. after making no attempts to see you or spend time with you for 10 years expects you to drop your kids and shower her with attention only to become bitter and resentful years later.
bridezilla would spend the union of a family by excluding members by age. may you have many children you spineless amphibian.
a horrible selfish chick who will be getting married.
hey, that horrible selfish chick who will be getting married is a bridezilla!

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