briefcase pants


briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional ‘cargo’ pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. they offer additional sp-ces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.
did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? they were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! so many pockets!

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