Briggsy Poppins
a gay stage musical starring arty dwarf briggsy as a flying h-m-s-xual nanny. most notable for the p-rnographic scene in which briggsy penetrates the camp c-ckney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.
briggsy poppins? worst musical since “gay j-zzerables”
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