brijesh


the god of place known as brij(india), a.k.a. lord krishna
brijesh is the synonyme for lord krishna
a poorly dressed person that is usually high off of the highly addictive game, “runescape” that causes the person to very oftenly run through a sliding gl-ss door to play more runescape. this usually results in hundreds of st-tches on the side of a brijesh’s stomach. don’t try to get it on with a brijesh, as his mystical rune powers, with help of specialized chaos tiaras and talismans, will hook you into the mysterious and addictive world of runescape, disallowing permissions to leave the realm.
a brijesh: “must get to runescape!!!”

–runs the sliding gl-ss door sending tons of shattered gl-ss flying–

“uh oh.”

–still attempts to drag himself to computer so he could play while he waited for the paramedics.

–paramedics arrive, try to get the brijesh onboard the ambulance

–paramedics float into the mystical realm of runescape through the gate of the mysterious ruins

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