brimjob
an accidental situation in which the tongue of one completely heteros-xual male encounters directly and/or indirectly with an -n-s of another completely heteros-xual male. drinking heavily may increase the odds that this freak occurrence may take place. a derivative of the word brojob, this is also an action -ssociated with all male activities to include feats of strength, masculinity, intelligence, and male dominance.
dan: chris,… dude, look up the definition of brimjob,… heteros-xual males…we’re in the clear.
chris: oh, dodged that bullet, we’re good. but what if i liked it?…
a brimjob is like this
in front you have a male bent over on all fours
in the middle you have jeffery brimmer giving the first guy a rimjob
and behind brimmer is a man brutally destroying brimmers b-tthole
like one big gay s-xy human centipede
hey brimjob!
the act of orally stimulating the external -n-l sphincter to cause s-xual arousal after the recipient has had explosive diarrhea resulting in a satanic-like burning sensation that feels like the brimstone of h-ll.
jessica: “david was eating my p-ssy and decided to pay attention to my backdoor”
mary: “soooo hot! i love that”
jessica: “…except my -sshole was burning like the brimstone of h-ll due to a recent bout of diarrhea and public washroom toilet paper”
mary “ohhhh… ouch… a rimjob from h-ll… a brimjob!”
jessica: “precisely, a brimjob… pleasure and pain combined in a way i’ve never felt it before”
n. the act of filling oneself to the “brim” with delicious foods.
ex. “dude i just got the best brimjob from that $5 hardees bag lunch”
noun – licking the c-m of out somebodys -sshole after an -n-l creampie.
after i got off in her -ss, i offered to clean it up with a brimjob.
getting a rim job, but without -n-l penetration…
getting your -sshole licked, only along the outter ring of the sphinct hole, or “brim” if you will.
the art of licking the outer edge of someones balloon knot.
sally: “what do you mean you dont like rimjobs?”
jason: “i guess i just dont want your tongue in my -sshole”
sally: “ok how about a brimjob then?”
jason: “mmmmm, yessiiir!”
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