Bringing a knife to a gunfight
the act of taking an amount of any substance to a gathering which is obviously insufficient.
“you’ve only brought an eighth ? but we’re out all night, you’ll need at least a quarter. that’s like bringing a knife to a gunfight. fool.”
1. the act of purposely or mistakenly bringing less than adequate weaponry to either a military conflict or a poorly organized hardcore show.
2. the process by which a cable router renews a dns coordinate.
“sh-t fool, that s.a. brought a knife to this gunfight, whereas i brought a gun. to this battle between guns primarily. if i were to rephrase this using the present participle, i would say that he is bringing a knife to a gunfight. what a dumb-ss.”
“abe lincoln never brings knives to gunfights. that’s p-ssy sh-t.”
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