Bripster
one who -ssociates himself with bros and hipsters. this person functions like a chameleon, -ssimilating to either group based on social context. one day he may be wearing a flannel, tight pants, and a pair of reald 3d gl-sses without the lenses, and the next, he will be wearing a tipped cap, a pair of gym shorts, and an ohio state t-shirt while drinking a can of natty light or four loko. even worse, he may try to become a hybrid of the two, such as wearing a flannel and khaki shorts(which a hipster would never wear) to a performance of les miserables. regardless, this person tries to transcend the rules of society, but from an unbiased perspective, he fails miserably.
don’t worry about it, man. he’s a bripster.
one who is both a bro and a hipster
a bripster might say, “dude, i like kenny v. spenny and kaki king.”
the sudden morphing of a bro who is also a hipster.
-typically wears skinny jeans with vans and sungl-sses straps.
-listens to bro music and hipster music.
-loves nattys. dome. and fists.
bripster 1: bro, lets go longboading today while listening to dashboard confessional!
brispter 2: h-lll yeah!! then we can go drink and f-ck chicks bro!
brispter 2: nattys. dome. fists.
-they fist pump while listening to “underground” bands.-
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