Bristolian Blunderbuss
filling your j-pseye with a tiny wrap of gunpowder then just before you nut in your girlfriend’s mouth, ask her to close her eyes, lower it slowly and light your tip to blow s-m-n, blood and a few of her teeth across the room.
‘hey man, what the f-ck happened to sarah the other day? i hear she needed reconstructive surgery on her face?!’
‘oh nothing much, she was caressing my b-ll-cks and took a mouthful of the bristolian blunderbuss’
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