brita job
when you drink a large quant-ty of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform f-ll-t–/give you a bj/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of p-ss in her mouth. normally done as an act of vengence or as a comical surprise.
becky, i was givin hal a bl-w j-b and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a p-ss stream with the fury of a waterfall. i was exasperated. then he exclaimed “baby, i just gave you a brita job”
becky, i was givin hal a bl-w j-b and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a p-ss stream with the fury of a waterfall. i was exasperated. then he exclaimed “yea f-ck chuck behind my back, you f-cked up! now get outta my house!” i thought that was a secret, how did he find out.
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