British Columbian

the coolest people you will ever meet are from b.c. laid back-fun-don’t take life too seriously-know how to have a good time-and love their ‘bc bud’
free spirits-if you mess with them they’ll f-ck you up-but either way they are just genuinely nice and friendly people.
“hey that guy is so laid back,”
“yeah man, he’s british columbian, they’re all chill like that”
code name for a hot girl. mainly used in front of girls so that guys can talk all they want about how hot girls are. its pretty much used exclusively in marin.
bobby – d-mn! did you see that british columbian back there?
joe – yeah man! she made me so h-rny!
sara – hey you guys what’s going on? is someone from canada here?
an unreliable and lazy-minded person who in its most malignant variation may have a sense of ent-tlement or arrogance despite not being keen to work very hard. they tend to be “neck down” kind of people, as in they do not exert much brain power and if you try to engage them in an intellectual conversation they will usually lose focus or panic for being out of their element. swearing and aggressive behavior is odd to them, or getting upset about anything (including social decay, crime, poverty etc.). they tend to be laborers and followers, looking to outsiders for guidance and direction. the vancouver strain of british columbian has been known to be more aloof, unfriendly, defensive, and mentally erratic than their counterpart in other parts of the lower mainland and beyond. they may claim to be ambitious but usually accomplish little, or acknowledge their failures.
“that guy is not very bright.”
“you said it. what is he- british columbian?”