British Fruit Pie
a s-xual act in which the t-st-cl-s are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl’s cl-t.
brandon: oh god, we had a british fruit pie last night. it was great
jennifer: i wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
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