British Scavenger Hunt
a game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most “pounds” by adding the weights of all the girls they’ve successfully laid during the allotted time.
notes:
-approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-no, playing just the tip does not count.
-no matter how many times you sh-g the same girl, her weight is only added once.
strategies include:
delusional:
the narcissist who attempts to win the compet-tion by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
note: to date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.
dance of desperation:
a very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
warning: the high bac required to pull the dod off may backfire without the aid of v–gr-. also, never ever agree to be on bottom.
sams club:
lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.
rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.
vulture:
a shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. the best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.
making the fat lady sing:
when the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by o-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of compet-tion.
chris was killing last year’s british scavenger hunt until ryan’s epic dance of desperation won him the crown.
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