Brittanie
the human connector. brittanies have a peaceful yet flashy magnetism. you want to talk to & listen to this person. they know a lot. quick to act, this person dances through otherwise closed doors of communication. strong-willed, artistic, well-mannered, honest & downright funny.
i was out of touch with my cousin, until we got some savvy brittanie. brittanie was the link needed to have a better relationship.
brittanie is beautiful beyond all means. very genuine and cares about others. not to mention super s-xy, gorgeous face cl-ssy, and best personality around. usually blonde hair and blue eyes this bombsh-ll is your all american girl. she hates annoying girls and ones who think they are pretty.
did you see brittanie today? she looked amazing like always.
brittanie can be a very b-tchy girl when she feels like it. brittanie usually tends to be confused on who to trust and in the long run ends up stabbing people in the back and loses all of her friends. brittanie is a christian but uses all kinds of profanity and sins all the time. brittanie only really goes to church because she is forced to and because her only two friends go to her church with her. brittanie is a two faced sl-t who can’t keep either sets of her lips closed. brittanie likes to act and dress in a wh-r- kind of manner.
girl: did you see brittanie today?
boy: yeah she looked ratchet as h-ll
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