britton

a britton, is oftentimes a spazzy kid who enjoys making others moderately uncomfortable. (the kind of uncomfortable where you tell the story of your encounter with said britton, in a way that doesn’t seem like it scarred you emotionally.) he, or sometimes she, likely dosen’t give a cr-p what anybody thinks about him/her so he/she will be willing to act like a dingus in public and isn’t afraid to be viewed as a fojangler. also loves being around people.
dan: yeah, and then this weird britton and i accidentally made eye contact, and he wouldn’t look away and i couldn’t for some reason… haha, it was freaking weird!
garth: was it a creepy stare?
dan: nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
garth: oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
dan: heck yeah i want to!
other guy that was part of the conversation: you guys are a bunch of brittons, i’m taking a nap.
a male(or rarely a female) who is often asked if he: 1) is from england, 2) is great, or 3) can talk with a british accent.
a britton generally has no idea why he is named britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.
“hey, my name’s britton.”

“hey, i’m john. are you from england?

“no, but its nice to meet you.”
beautiful, sweet, affectionate, amazing person, caring, lovable, tough, intelligent, non jew/freak. loves justins (alot). basically, she is the best.
britton bowls all the time and she’s a ratard. for instance when the ball is thrown the wrong way…..
britton to be gangster to the end, never stop being who you are and never wear matching clothes.
john was “britton” to the end he didn’t care what anyone thought.
of british descent, adj, out of sync, or, opposite being very hip – depends on extreme behavior
how brittonian of you; typical brittonian behavior
a large, hairy british kid
ew its a britton
a jew who dislikes other jews and spends most of their time thinking about b-lls.
britton: dude, did you just see that nasty jew?
non-britton: aren’t you a jew?
britton: yeah, but i still don’t like ’em…..b-lls..
one who is addicted to maturbating while viewing p-rnography. the addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, s-m-n drinking, cross dressing, d-ld- play, horse s-x, trampoline s-x, nude surfing, t-st-cl- shaving, fisting, nude banking, the -sshole finger f-ck ‘n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food s-x, and incest.
lee: hey joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other’s -ssholes then licking them?

joe: sure! hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?

lee: of co-rs- we can. first let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my t-st-cl-s. i want my b-lls as smooth as silk because on tuesday i’m going nude banking and surfing.

joe: cool. and hey afterwards can i have s-x w/ that horse over there while you have s-x w/ your sisters feet?

lee: way ahead of ya!

(laughter)

joe: man, we are such a couple of brittons.

lee: you know it!

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