Bro Block
when two bros are blocked from bro-ing out.
samantha: dude, you were seriously c-ck blocking me and dan today. watching football was supposed to be our alone time.
dan’s bro: quite the contrary. dan didn’t want his girlfriend to watch football with him. if anything you were being a bro block.
similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.
my parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.
joe’s girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.
when a chick c-ckblocks your bro from hanging out with you. both guys must be heteros-xual so it’s not an actual “c-ckblock,” unless both are h-m-s-xual, in which it is.
you: “dude, lets go play frisbee!”
bro: “yeah, bro!
chick: “aw, baby come stay with me!”
bro: “alright, see ya later, dude.”
you: “aw, man, i just totally got bro-blocked!”
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