bro country
your cl-ssic post 2001 male artist country song that includes some, if not all of the following: friday night, a girl in tight jeans, ice cold beer, a pick-up truck, a sunny day followed by some moonlight, a watering hole, fishing, 4-wheelin’, dirt roads, ball cap, working all week and possibly church.
the torchbearers of bro country these days include: jason aldean, luke bryan, blake shelton, billy currington, florida georgia line, joe nichols & jake owen.
“what is this hip-hop bullsh-t? p-ss me a budweiser and put on some bro country.”
“why? every song is the same.”
“who cares if they’re the same, they’re awesome! now hand me that skoal ring.”
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