Bro-ism
a bro-ism is any variation of the word “bro.” usually beginning with bro and ending with some funny or clever suffix.
examples of a bro-ism are:
broseph
brah
brologna
brocahantas
brosputin
brois and clark
the bronas bothers
brodonna
bro’s crab shack
brocolli (not to be confused with brocolli the vegetable, different pr-nunciation)
brofessor
bromos-xual
tom brokaw
brobi wan ken-bi
bro vs. wade
brocaine
broham
el bromino
the bromuda triangle
bro-cameral legislature
bronoculars
broack obama
and so on….
the art of being a “bro”
the art of being a bro is the definition of broism. measured by the brotractor.
the art of being inter-connected physically and spiritually with your bro or your bro’s (spefically otherwise known as bromance-bro, bro, brah, brohaven, broseph, brojob, brohan, broseevis, broski, and bromos-xual, ). broman so listen, being a part of broism ia like brobyerrrrring your bro bro, its just like bro. noone could understrand or ever think about being a part of or even talking about our new religion unless your truely a bro. you already know brothanziens and brosethamenes. if your part of the brotherliness you will comment on this status!
special thanks to creators( dallas brown, clent foerster, travis schuster, rueben cardenas. members of tamucc.
example: broooooooooooooooo its broism
the language in which bros use.
bro 1 :”i was just hangn’ with that dude from puerto rico…you know our favorite puerto ric-bro.”
bro 2: “nice usage of the broism…bro”
any statement obviously fratty in tone, usage, and/or intent.
also bro-ism.
typical broisms overheard at your average kegger:
“party foul!”
“bro.”
“america! f-ck yeah!!”
“bro. bro. step down. bro. step down!”
“right on.”
“roll tide.”
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- Brolettuce
meaning bro or good, trusted friend my brolettuce picked us up at the gas station when we were drunk.
- bronandered
to be whipped by a member of the opposite s-x. oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered. to yack at a shindig, especially as a result of very few shots of alcohol. ohhhh man! i was at junior prom, and i got so bronandered in the bathroom… they needed to mop that sh-t up…
- bronco dick
brochitis that is transmitted through oral s-x. symptons include b-mps underneath the head of the p-n-s. normal symptons of bronchitis are also transmitted. worst case scenario for those who have foreskin. (also known as bronco head) bob – “dude i got head from a b-tch with bronchitis” george – “dude are you serious? your gonna […]
- Brophied
having way too much fun with your friends. hanging out till all hours of the night. getting drunk with the locals. being dorky. dude, let’s get brophied!!! or last weekend we got sooo brophied!!!
- brosalad
brosalad- bros are jocks, frat guys, etc. salad, in this case, is used as a s-xual term, as in “toss my salad.” therefore, brosalad means: occurs when bros, jocks, frat guys, etc. are all in a group of 8 or more and toss one anothers salad. this can happen all at the same time, in […]