Bro Life
to have everything that you wish for in popularity
tom- you have a girlfriend, a car, a huge group of friends, man you have the bro life jim
jim- thanks bro!
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the political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship
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criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.
– hey dude, why didn’t you vote for barack obama?
-well i heard he would try to uphold bro vs. wade. and i believe that all bros have the right to brohood. do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? i am personally bro life.
when a group of men go through their midlife crisis together; a noun or a verb.
ted started losing his hair right after barney so they’re both in the middle of a brolife now.
adjective; the idea that a man should actively live for his brothers and compatriots, especially in situations in which females, or b-tches, are concerned.
bret: yo mitt, you should totally get with sasha, her boyfriend is out of town.
mitt: no man, i am bro-life. imma make sure she gets home safe, then sleep with her best friend.
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keith: i just won 2 tickets to the rose bowl. now who do i take, my girl, or my bro?
zach: dude, are you bro-life or not? c’mon
keith: you’re right broham, let’s pack!
the belief that if you are born a bro you are a bro for life.
“if you’re born a bro you’re are a bro for life. i’m bro life! i hate those bro choice people.”
a life consisting of dirtbikes, spades, and busted girls. long socks and d-ckies are required. metal mullisha and srh only. worship brian deegan. follow these instructions, and brolife will be perfect lifestyle for you.
ryan: brolife is the only life!
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