bro mitzvah


a bro’s right of p-ssage.
today little vigo is celebrating his bro mitzvah. we should all be there to celebrate.
for non-jewish boys, an excuse to have a huge party and receive lots of presents!
boy a- dude, are you going to george’s bro mitzvah?! it’s gonna rock!

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