Bro-no
we all have made mistakes. bros always have each others backs. a bro-no saves your bro from dating a disastrous girl straight from the beginning. if your bro says a certain girl is attractive, immediately say bro-no. end of conversation.
adam: dude, she is so freaking hot. i think i might get her number!
tim: (thinks: ew) bro-no!
1 week later
adam: bro, thank g-d you bro-noed me. that girl ended up being a man.
slang word meaning ‘brother’.
‘hey, i got to go, my brono’s calling me’
a bro-no is an act that occurs when one male commits an act that is harmful, distateful, or generally disrespectful toward one of his other close male friends (henceforth; ‘bro’). the term can be applied to both the action of the bro-no, and the bro-no itself as an ent-ty.
“kyle totally wrecked tom’s car last night. what a bro-no.”
“i just made the biggest bro-no! i made-out with julie last night and she is still dating dave!”
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