bro out

chilling with your “bros”, listening to jack johnson, dave matthews, john mayor, watching family guy, playing came cube, drinking natty light, bringing a black d-ld- to your bros house and loving every second of it.

going to your bros house to talk about any of the above activities.
bro 1: bro, whatchu doin’ tonight bro?
bro 2: bro, nothing, bro, nothing going on bro.
bro 1: bro, you wanna get together and just chill?
bro 2: yeah bro, maybe we can just bro out!!
bro 1: yeah bro lets go to my room and talk about it. i can’t wait to bro out with you, bro!!!
\bro out\v. bro’in out, bro’d out

1. to spend time with one’s friends, or “brothers”; the most important aspect is for the activities and location to be relaxing. this activity is not gender or age specific, but usually cannot be applied to spending time with only a significant other, however pets and inanimate objects are fair game.
2. a period of self reflection; relaxation.
1. “what’d you do last weekend?” “you know, smoked some weed, played some scrabble… just bro’d out.”
2. “we should totally bro out with some 40s and listen to the new peter, björn and john alb-m tonight”
3. “i was just bro’in out last night with a cup of tea and a good book.”
a bromantic evening that involves lots of bromos-xual activities between bros. it is brotacular and cannot exist if females or very feminine males are present. it is almost as good as s-x. what happens between bros during this time, stays with the bros. lots of alcohol is typically consumed to enhance the broing out, but this is not a requirement. at the end of the day, if the bros need anything but each other then they really aren’t bros to begin with.

those that bro out are among the best men a girl will ever meet. and she does not have to understand it’s significance, but she must accept it or be left to weaker boys who don’t deserve to be called men.
bro #1: bro, you know what time it is?
bro #2: what time is it?
bro #1: bro out time!!
bro #2: yes! let’s get these girls outta here
bro #3: my favorite part of the evening! man i f-ckin’ love you guys
when a group of young men gather together on nights with plans of fun, sit around a fire and toke up the reefer
yo man lets go bro out after school, there are some bitties waiting.
v. to go on a manly friendship date
joe: we need to mandate a man-date. we should bro-out some time.

fred: h-lls yeah broski. we should see the new hunger games movie.

joe: yeah… i don’t think it’s going to work out.

fred: speaking of working out i need to hit gym. i just bought some new protein shake mix.

joe: yeah i’ll see you some other time.
when you blow out a fellow bro in fantasy sports. it only applies to a bro blowing out by a huge margin another bro in any fantasy sport other than fantasy nascar cause that p-ssy sh-t is for rednecks
this week in fantasy football my team, bluntsmoking-n-sdestroyers, with chris johnson, drew brees, and andre johnson had a bro out by 72 points over the c-ckopotamuses, led by kevin kolb, ryan grant, and t.o. sorry bro you had to see that coming.
v. when a group of guys hang out a little to much that everyone begins to think they are gay and particapating in h-m-s-xual acts
matt wanted me to bro out with him and jeff tonight but i was like nah f-ck that sh-t.