bro-tini
(noun) an alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of natural light or keystone light beer with a shot of banker’s club vodka mixed in. it is usually served in a solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. the drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.
i was at the phi sigma alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f-cked up. i told my bro i didn’t want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.
the act of shaking (in ice) an otherwise bland and fratty drink consisting of 3rd tier liquor and chaser with a martini shaker and straining it into a martini gl-ss; therefore bequeathing the cl-ss and sophistication that previously eluded what would otherwise be known as a brodrink.
bro 1: fellas, i picked up a fifth of svedka and sprite, let’s pour this into a cup and make brodrinks.
bro 2: i don’t know bro, i feel like we should change things up tonight.
bro 3: tonight is special. i just got a promotion so we’re goin all out tonight and making brotinis.
bro 1+2: bromance for days.
yet another branch off of derivatives of bro without all the bad connotations. see brollerskates
hey man i’m ordering a pizza..want in?
h-lls yeah brotini!
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