Bro-Vault
secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. these secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. its a bro thing.
bro #1: man i gotta tell you something insane. i accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. i’m gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.
bro #2: don’t worry about it man. your secrets safe within the bro-vault
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