Broads beans
the art of inserting only your t-st-cl-s into your partners -rs-. once your b-lls are firmly wedged into your partners -rs- you can proceed to pull your c-ck & -j-c-l-t- all over your her back.
“warning” if your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier -rs- & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe t-st-cl- pain.
doctor: why do your b-lls smell like sh-t & look like french truffles…
perpertraitor: i shoved my broads beans into my missus -rs-…
doctor:that explains the sh-t smell, what about your decomposing b-lls…
perpertraitor: as i was about to blow my load i told her to look around at me…my missus now has pink eye…
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