brobershop
a barbershop run by white guys in their 20s and 30s who effect a guido style or similar faux-macho prettyboy bullsh-t. everyone who works there has geometrical lines shaved into their head and facial hair, and a haircut runs you $30.00 minimum.
a place where you are most likely to hear the phrases, “bro, that’s sick!” or, “yeah, i can do that tape-up for you.”
“f-ck the brobershop, i’m getting my haircut at the old italian guy’s place down the road. i don’t care if i have to walk five more blocks. i pay half the price and don’t have to listen to tiesto.”
“dude, i drove by the brobershop at 11pm. swear to g-d, they were still in there listening to tiesto and fistpumping.”
“pacha nyc keeps the brobershops in business.”
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