brocastery
adj/noun; when four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it’s as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.
(a man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of mud as a dog pees on them. when the person gets up they get punched again) “what the brocastery is this!!”
“my day was mad brocastery. i was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. i thought i could shake it off when i went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say “guess what… chicken b-tt”!that was type brocastery if i’ve ever seen it.”
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