Brochilling
the act of sticking a man’s p-n-s into another man’s -sshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.
rules:
{the whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
there are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
if you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
if you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
if you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don’t count)
if you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you b-tch or do something woman-like.
if you exchange love notes, it is gay.
if money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circ-mstance.
being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
being a f-g is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
bro-rape is discouraged. to prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
dude, i think we need to brochill right now. i’m really depressed.
brochilling’s not gay bromo!
1 more definition
hanging out our chilling with a close or best friend. usually involves lots of laughing, and doing nothing.
dad: sonia what are you doing today?
sonia: brochilling with kyle for sure.
dad: what are you guys gonna do?
sonia: chill you know, play some cod and do nothing
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