brochitis
when a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.
possibly you. if you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. immediately.
(bro-kahy-tis) – noun. 1) a new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. the only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in vermont. it is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through b-tches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.
bro 1: dude! why didn’t {bro’s name} come to the rager last night?!
bro 2: he has an awful case of brochitis
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