brocrastinating
the act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.
today i was supposed to write a paper, but instead i spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.
putting off important responsibilities to party, work out, or bang hot chicks.
dudebro, i have a 20 page paper i didn’t start because i was brocrastinating yesterday when i got drunk and then went to the gym.
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