Brodemic
a brodemic refers to an infestation or epidemic of “bros”. the term was originally coined in reference to the overwhelming bro population of pacific beach in san diego, california. the term’s local popularity spread quickly, as much of southern california suffers from this terrible condition. one cl-ssic sign of a brodemic is an overabundance of ed hardy and affliction t-shirts. other symptoms include population-wide efforts to avoid intellectual achievement while receiving many visible tattoos of unique and often indecipherable origin.
i tried to go to the beach the other day, but the brodemic was out of control – it was a sausage fest of the worst kind.
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simultaneously having the characteristics of both a “bro” and an “academic”
dude1: dude, what did you do last night?
dude2: i went to hear catherine mackinnon speak on feminism and prost-tution law. then i went to the gym and did a spartacus workout.
dude1: dude, that is so brodemic of you.
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