Brofessional

a professional bro. this is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. they are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite s-x, getting out of situations, etc.
we were down to one cup in our beerpong game and brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. a true brofessional.
noun.
a brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on sl-tty girls.

however, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

for example: investment banker, lacrosse coach, client relations management, beer company representative, admissions officer, college counselor, vineyard vines employee, physical therapist.
“bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ato?”
“yeah, dude. he was crushing everyone at beer pong too. i think he hooked up with that freshman wh-r-, maria. i can’t believe he’s 27.”
the one bro in your group that is pro at everything
your friend steve the brofessional should play in the brolypics.
one who is a professional bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of sh-t while your drunk.
“gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight.”
being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. jesus, tim tebow, connor martin)
cole- “hey do you play lacrosse?”
chandler- “yeah im a brofessional
a guy that makes his living by doing “bro” things like riding dirtbikes or throwing garthdp. they usually make a lot of money being a professional bro
carey hart is a bro-fessional
a worker’s wingman;

able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the -ssociate over the company;

covering for a fellow employee.
brofessional: “the boss was looking for you.”

coworker: “sh-t, did he ask where i was?”

brofessional:”i told em you had a m-ssive attack of diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. so yeah, he doesn’t know your late.”

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