brofriend

two men who share special bond. the relationship between best friends and brothers. men with such relationships usually spend an unlimited time together sharing many inside jokes and reflections on past events shared. in order to obtain such a relationship to be t-tled as “brofriends” both men involved must already surp-ss the t-tled of “best friends” to the point where its common to be referred to as brothers.

being brofriends does not include any romantic implications.
“did you hear derek say anything bad about sean?”
“of course not, they’re brofriends. they’re tighter than a dolphins b-tt”
a term used to define a close friendship with one or more heteros-xual males. spoken from a male perspective, the cl-ssifier ‘brofriend’ can be used similarly to the way a women may refer to her close female friends as ‘girlfriends’. thus avoiding the potential awkwardness of refering to ones male friends as boyfriends.

note: avoid using the abbreviated ‘bf’ since this may be misunderstood as a shorthand abbreviation for ‘boyfriend’.
“what!? no no we’re just brofriends. there is totally a difference!”
– in response to using the abbreviated ‘bf’.
a combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. you’re just like a brother to me
2. let’s just be friends

the combination of both of these becomes a lethal left / right hook combo that becomes “bro-friend”
guy: so i was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!

friend: what was it

guy: she called me her “bro-friend”

friend: d-mnn! you guys are done!
the stage that comes after a bromance. brofriends are exceptionally close, often closer than brothers, and regularly chose each other over their girlfriends/boyfriends because they are so important to one another. although brofriendships can occur between a male and a female and between two females, it is most common between two males.

to reach an epic level of brofriendship, the two parties must raise a child together (usually only happens when the parent is a single parent).
brofriends are not afraid to show their closeness, which often results in them being mistaken for romantic partners. however, this relationship is fully platonic, though there are a number of epic ‘brohugs’ involved.

brofriendship is a beautiful thing, and should be celebrated in society.
person 1: “so i heard james and levi disappeared last night and slept in the same room. are they together or something?”

person 2: “nah, they’re just brofriends…”
a combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. you’re just like a brother to me
2. let’s just be friends

the combination of both of these becomes a lethal left / right hook combo that becomes “bro-friend”
guy: so i was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped a brutal line on me!

friend: what was it

guy: she called me her “bro-friend”

friend: d-mnn! you guys are done!
noun: someone a bro is in a bromance with. bro-friend is to bromance what boy/girlfriend is to romance. also spelled “brofriends”
in 1996, ben affleck and matt damon were bro-friends.
two straight men who are more than just friends; they’re best friends and are often found talking/hanging out. a long term bromance.
where’d they go? “they left with their brofriends a while ago”

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