brofuck


the average bro suffering from enraging cognitive dissonance over latent h-m-s-xuality. pr-ne to steroid-induced rage at parties when drunk and upset over a bro ho sk-nk.
did you see that brof-ck punching his truck window? i guess his girl was giving some dude a blumpkin.

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    inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense. “what the h-ll is fred chuntering on about?” “ignore him, he’s broken his trumpet.”


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