brogent
an upper cl-ss establishment of bros who consider the regular bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. a brogent still abides by the bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average bro.
a brogent is by no means a gentleman of old – as he is by no means a bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
a brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 – as daring as a high five at a funeral – as charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… whilst being as composed as william shatner on a cigarette break – as -ssuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as shaun connery f-cking the queen.
a brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. he will do so with proper pr-nunciation using an old english vernacular for some reason.
i think i’m more of a brogent. it’s a kind of high-five and tip-of-the-hat crossover.
in the military a brogent is a non-commisioned officer, whom is also a bro.
a brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow bros to acomplish the mission. be that clearing a building(of insurgents or angry boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).
“you have earned the rank of brogent.”-brogent czek
“brogent smith, i think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy” -brogent czek
“when nick make the rank of brogent, i’m going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer.”-brogent smith
an upper cl-ss establishment of bro’s who consider the regular bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. a brogent still abides by the bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average bro.
a brogent is by no means a gentleman of old – as he is by no means a bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
a brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 – as daring as a high five at a funeral – as charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… whilst being as composed as william shatner on a cigarette break – as -ssuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as sean connery f-cking the queen.
a brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. he will do so with proper pr-nunciation using an old english vernacular for some reason.
why is gregg wearing a top hat and hitting on chicks with a shakespearean accent whilst administering kegstands?
didn’t you know, he’s a brogent
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