Brogrammers before hoegrammers
the unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer’s needs, while spurning his brogrammers.
scott: sorry, guys, erica needs me to rewrite how our php framework is integrating with drupal in order to make her module function properly.
jack: wtf, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.
scott: but dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!
jack: …can i help?
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