BroHaus Ballistic
a method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter nerf gun. then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl’s gaping v-g-n-. 9 months later there’s a ballistic and an episode of maury.
hey bro, what are you doing this sat-rday? it turns out chad’s infertile so we’re inviting his wife over for a brohaus ballistic.
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