broke date
date by which a recent graduate must have a job. on that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.
mba person a: june 13th is my broke date, after that i’m going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. you?
mba person b: i don’t have a broke date, i’m living with my mom.
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