Broke it with a sammich
(1)a term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.
(2)to do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(1)
mother: how did my vase get broken?!?
son1,2: dunno chief!
mother: well someone better ‘fess up before i open up a can o’ whoop–ss.
son 1: alright! son 2 broke it with a sammich!
(2)
guy 1: -quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates-
guy 2: dude! you just broke that trick with a sammich!
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