broken bullfrog
while having s-x with a southern country girl often lube was not available on the farm. forced insertion was necessary which often led to the bending of the p-n-s or the “broken bullfrog”.
“ouch!” he says.
“what happened?” she asked.
“you gave me a broken bullfrog!”
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