Broken Chair syndrome
the act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.
“jared, what are you doing?”
“i have broken chair syndrome! can i sit next to you?”
the act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.
kid breaks movie theater seat-
“yo what are you doing?”
“i need an excuse to sit next to kim kardashian.”
“d-mn, that kids got broken chair syndrome.”
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