Broken Hearing Aid
when performing the act of coitus (f-cking) the male pulls out before -j-c-l-t–n, grabs his partner by the head and c-ms in his partner’s ear c-n-l. while the recipient is cleaning the s-m-n out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. the load of c-m in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect….hence “broken hearing aid” (i came up with it, but would never do it)
this girl i dragged home from the bar is a dirty little sl-t, and since i have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, i thought “hey, why not give her a ‘broken hearing aid’ to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!”…so i did.
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