broken tech


another name for brooklyn technical high school, one of the top sh-ttiest schools of nyc. full to the brim, and overflowing with nerds of different variety, tech has some of the cr-ppiest cl-sses, teachers, janitors, and lunches. every day there’s something wrong with the pa system, but if you’re lucky you can be late to cl-ss without the bells working. surrounded by a ghetto neighborhood, tech has some of the stupidest stuy rejects to date, and the grading system is a complete f-ck up with its top 10 list of losers. in one year, broken tech has had a fake bomb threat and been close to a shooting at barclay’s center, along with multiple cases of gang activity and violence. if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get stabbed while walking to dekalb so you won’t need to hand in your d-mn ap comp sci project or capstone essay. although you can make some pretty good friends there, the school itself sucks and lacks in quality with its rusting floors, and crusty dusty teachers. the faculty is the absolute f-cking stupidest group of adults to live as they fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, and there are multiple cases of s-xual -ssaults by teachers, along with failing grades. but hey, at least it’s specialized.
p1: yo i got into brooklyn tech!

p2: you mean broken tech? haha loser i got into stuy
*p2 dies from mysterious circ-mstances as tech students hate stuy*

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