Brokia
a broken or damaged nokia phone. widely considered as mythical and nonexistent, as nokia phones cannot be destroyed.
not to be confused with another urban legend the bro-kia, a kia car for your bros, as most avoid the humiliation of being seen in a kia. seriously. don’t drive a kia.
guy 1: have you ever seen a brokia?
guy 2: yeah, i saw last summer when i saw the loch ness monster.
guy 1: is the sarcasm really necessary?
guy 2: is driving a kia really necessary? seriously, just take the bus.
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