Broligious
when a guy fakes being religious in order to get ladies. a broligious guy will post bible verses on social networking websites, go to “religious” youth groups, and possibly attend church (just as long as the lad(y/ies) he wants to score on is/are there). he will never have any intention whatsoever of applying the things he has posted, learned, or preached in his real life.
side effects may include but are not limited to: hypocrisy, sinning, douchiness, (d-mnation?)
bro 1: “yo bro, you should become broligious with me. bro 3 did it a few months ago and he’s choppin’ like h-ll.”
bro 2: “bro! let’s doooo it! bro 3 is my bro!”
bro 1 and bro 2: “knucks!”
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