brollision
an accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.
this type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-ipods cruise to cl-ss, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. see figure below.
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observer #1:”dude – did you see that? those two longboarders just had a head on collision!”
observer #2:”that’s no collision, man, thats a brollision. sweet.”
#1: “super sweet”
brollision – (n) (bro – lish – shun) – an unfortunate event where you walk in to, b-mp, or graze someone from the bro community. this event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of bro’s around.
i accidentally went to the bar during the ncaa basketball tourney….had like 10 brollisions in 2 minutes.
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