Bromaid
in the spirit of brony, “bromaid” is the name typically given to adult male viewers/fans (regardless of s-xual preference/orientation) of the disney’s “the little mermaid” franchise.
it is the combination of the words ‘bro’ and ‘mermaid’.
woman – “so you’re a guy and you’ve seen ‘the little mermaid’?”
man – “i sure have.”
woman – “so, you have a daughter then.”
man – “nope. i just love the movie and i have lots of ariel swag, too.”
woman – “so, you’re gay then.”
man – “nope. i’m just a big ol’ bromaid!”
a male who has been elected to serve on the bride’s side of a wedding party.
me: my brother will be standing up in my wedding on my side. i have three bridesmaids and a bromaid.
you: lol! is he gonna wear a dress?
me: idk
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