bromesticated
trained, docile, and brobediant bro. will wingman at the drop of a hat.
“i’m not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could i use a wingman.”
“did somebody say wingman?”
-steve is already at his side-
“woah dude–that was so fast.”
“you must be bromesticated!”
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